Kiaora, I'm Tommy. I hope you are aesthetically entertained. Peace out my bosoms. ☮
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
from the 1968 album Waiting for the Sun
Hello, I love The Doors, won’t you listen to them?
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
Sometimes I just feel inexplicably guilty for all the plants I’ve neglected to death.
this made me giggle.
I’m surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let’s go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven’t done before. I wanna live.
WHY IS THE LAST ONE THE MOST REALISTIC??
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or
my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed